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Fun Facts about Dubai and Pakistani Politics
In a way, Pakistani politics is a lot like the entertainment industry. Small plot holes emerge. People fight over their favorite superhero who can somehow say one word and all the problems of Pakistan will vanish. Different political fan bases display a religious fervor for their political overlords and then a war erupts somewhere on Twitter.
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The Groom’s Dance Set The Venue On Fire
The guest got terrified and screamed whereas he continued to dance. The people tried using the water and fire extinguisher, but the groom put the flames by stomping on them without missing a beat. He has been hailed as a hero.
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Desi Family And Privacy
Some of the matters usually need privacy, but no how dare you talk of privacy. Hum say Kya chuppa hua hai, hum tou tmhary maan baap hain. The rants can go on and on. They would never let you breathe and let you stay alone.
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New Zealand Lawmakers Allow Citizens to Poop in Public, Regret it Later
When it comes to pooping laws, things can turn crappy very quickly. Only recently, there has been tension rising in New Zealand for something related to pooping laws. We don’t exactly know if it was the bored lawyers having a little bit of fun, perhaps a senior lawmaker was in that situation himself. But for some reason, the lawmakers found it necessary to legalize urinate or defecate out in the open.
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After Two Decades, European Space Agency Updates Their System That Was Still Running On Windows 98
Space research is an important part of human evolution. Science often blurs boundaries with fiction on the basis of space colonization. However, only recently a space agency has done what had never been done before.
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Police ban Mayonnaise After A Customer Shot Two Over A Sandwich Affair, Guns Declared Safe
The customer was your typical Karen who had come to talk to the manager. Instead of giving her what she wanted, Subway handled the situation as they had been trained to do. Instead of presenting the angry Karen with the opportunity to give an earful to the manager, they presented her with a sandwich.
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Father Stopped Son From Marrying Because His Own Experience Gave Birth To A Demonic Offspring
Mahmood Ullah from KPK is a 28-year-old man, who is ready to get married and fulfill his dreams. He registered an FIR against his father at the local station. When asked he said that he wanted to keep himself chaste and wanted to get married, but his father isn’t letting him do so. His father is not making any effort or being aware of their responsibility.
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in Funny, New In Pakistan, News, Satire
Cop’s Shooting In The Toilet Went Wrong, Forgets Weapon On The Crime Scene
Footage from CCTVs has been requested to trace the culprit, who took the weapon of mass destruction. The guards and watchmen were also investigated as if their own weapons were outdated.
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Boston Agency Installs Urine Sensors In Elevators
the Boston transit agency has come up with an amazing solution. Acting on the idea, the elevator engineer and urine specialist has explained, “The floor is electrified along with the corner spots. Especially the corner spots. If a stream of stinking yellow water falls on it, it will electrify your family jewels.”
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Thailand Makes Cannabis Legal Again
The transformation of the president came quite capriciously. It was reported that the president was leading an anti-narcotics team to rid a tourist camp off all the drugs, especially cannabis tampons and some very special stuff that would make you see stars in broad daylight. Someone handed him a free first dose, and then the president asked for more.
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California State Legally Declares Bees As Fish
The 1970 Act of the state protects fish as the invertebrates. To protect bees, a court of Sacramento has legally ruled that bees are now a kind of fish, and it would be illegal to harm them in any way. Through this law, the state is actively protecting the bees from going extinct. Although it is quite an interesting approach to protecting insects, it sure is quite an untraditional way of doing so.
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