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the Boston transit agency has come up with an amazing solution. Acting on the idea, the elevator engineer and urine specialist has explained, “The floor is electrified along with the corner spots. Especially the corner spots. If a stream of stinking yellow water falls on it, it will electrify your family jewels.”
Pakistan is facing 8 hours of load shedding and this is what the reports say, citizens, however, are complaining that power outages exceed 8 hours.
The transformation of the president came quite capriciously. It was reported that the president was leading an anti-narcotics team to rid a tourist camp off all the drugs, especially cannabis tampons and some very special stuff that would make you see stars in broad daylight. Someone handed him a free first dose, and then the president asked for more.
The 1970 Act of the state protects fish as the invertebrates. To protect bees, a court of Sacramento has legally ruled that bees are now a kind of fish, and it would be illegal to harm them in any way. Through this law, the state is actively protecting the bees from going extinct. Although it is quite an interesting approach to protecting insects, it sure is quite an untraditional way of doing so.
Resident Evil Netflix has taken the internet by storm. The iconic zombie outbreak franchise has secured more numbers in terms of viewership than any other similar-themed series. However, this just in, the director of the latest Resident Evil, premiering on Netflix in 2022 has revealed exciting and somewhat disturbing news.
Don’t blow smoke from your you know where. The offer is very enticing and quite possibly, you might spark a rebellion among other employees who will ask for 18 months’ vacation too. And come on mate. Spending that long with your extended family might possibly make you appreciate the corporate culture more.
If there is one thing that made socialization suck a lot less, it was the pandemic. While we were snuggling into blankets and staying inside while fearing for our lives, we learned an appreciation for life. And of course, considering how things are going in China, we don’t even want to expect a new pandemic but who knows?
Funny iPhone Article: Scientists at Harvard University have recently made an important discovery. According to a study carried out in the year 2022, android users have been found to be ten times humbler and better than iPhone users. Nearly 22 million USD has been spent on making this important discovery. The funding has been directly taken from the reserves secured for ending world hunger as well as carrying out cancer research.
This just in, the global Beggar Association has decided to throw in some couple of extra bucks and digitalize the entire begging operation. New begging laws have been established and now, every beggar across all the possible states around the globe will carry a crypto wallet.
The enigmatic leaders all around the globe have finally gathered to find solutions for climate change. The specific location that was chosen for holding the meeting of the ministers is the Wooden Minister Manor, recently constructed after several thousand acres of Amazon Rainforest. During the important press conference, all the ministers were seated in the meeting hall on mahogany chairs in front of the timber round table.
14th May is marked as the day of celebrating bird migrations. Despite suffering a bad reputation, especially after the conspiracy theory, “birds are not real they are surveillance drones created by the government,” the foreign ministers all around the world have gathered to celebrate the birds’ migration day.
This just in, McDonald’s has stepped in to provide comfort to those who are looking at themselves in the mirror and still reminding themselves that the crypto crash is real. We know that the crypto ship has sunk, after obviously getting water aboard. While some were very adamant that crypto was going to be their ultimate wealth ticket to the place of millionaires and playboys.
