Note: This is a spoof article. The news presented here is not to be taken as substitute for actual information.
Scientists at Harvard University have been hard at work to find a proper solution for removing all hard-to-remove scents or odors from a site. After much pondering, ruthless experimenting, and somewhat budget cuts, scientists have come up with an amazing line of products to cover up all musty or nasty scents.
“We got the idea by watching a chicken fight. It is the convention to turn to chickens and watch them closely after you have exhausted all the resources and funding. They can easily give you great ideas for inspiring scientific marvels,” said Mr. Rana Tigrina, the head researcher.
The new line of products that can overcome and beat any nasty scent is called, “Dead Dog Air Freshener.” This line of products was made from 100% natural ingredients.
“It ain’t much but it is very effective. We had exhausted all the million-dollar funding on inventing the perfect cure. This is it now! The product carries a simple piece of rancid flesh taken specifically from a dead dog. That rotten piece of meat is put into an air freshener-like a bottle. There is a separate capacity for water. On pressing a button, your water gets mixed with a rancid piece of meat and emits such a pleasant odor that can beat back and perhaps even kill the weaker scents. The best part is that it is 100% natural, and decomposable. We are glad to have created a product that is biodegradable and very much environment friendly.” explained Mr. Rana Tigrina.
According to Mr. Rana, the idea was just there for him to claim. It was only after spending all that funding money on cannabis and weed, he was given enlightenment from the ghost of Einstein.
The scent can last for months, if not weeks and it can easily remove the effect of other scents. Once sprayed around any corner, it will kill all weak scents. From what Mr. Rana Tigrina has heard, the customers who bought it haven’t returned the product for some reason.
Unfortunately, the line of products will not be continuing as Mr. Rana Tigrina has been arrested, after facing charges for spending all the million-dollar funding on rotten pieces of meat.