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    Bird Migration Day Celebrated By Shooting Down Hordes of Birds

    14th May is marked as the day of celebrating bird migrations. Despite suffering a bad reputation, especially after the conspiracy theory, “birds are not real they are surveillance drones created by the government,” the foreign ministers all around the world have gathered to celebrate the birds’ migration day. 

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    McDoand’s Opens New Jobs As Crypto Crashes

    This just in, McDonald’s has stepped in to provide comfort to those who are looking at themselves in the mirror and still reminding themselves that the crypto crash is real. We know that the crypto ship has sunk, after obviously getting water aboard. While some were very adamant that crypto was going to be their ultimate wealth ticket to the place of millionaires and playboys.

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    Balencia Sells Mouldy Stuff For Several Thousand Dollars

    Balenciaga has recently announced its plans to sell more stuff that might look like it was pulled out a grandma’s old chest after she succumbed to a heart attack. Only recently, Balencia, the famous luxury brand that has perfected the art of selling junk at absurd prices, sold its torn-down shoes for 1850 dollars.

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    What Not to Say To Someone With a Panic Attack

    We all have our panic attacks, don’t we? When we find out that we sent the corporate hating email accidentally to our boss, or when our mother-in-law is visiting home, we receive shivers down our spine. Or when we realize that we haven’t made the report that our boss demanded a month ago, we are surely about to enter into panic mode.

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    Get Paid To Eat Junk Food!

    there is an amazing company in the UK that is going to award you for eating greasy junk food. That’s right. Your pastime hobby or your favorite thing after that dreadful breakup can be your full-time job. The best part? You get paid PKR 1 Lakhs. If someone calls you fat and lazy, just ask them how much they are making and how they are making it.

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    Boomer Spends 84 Years In A Shipping Job

    Walter Orthmann, a hundred-year-old boomer has set a world record and a forever taunt for all of our generations by working consistently in a company for about 84 years. While some of us are struggling to face our boss after six months or deeply contemplating where to run off to next, this man just gave his entire life to a company.

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    Signs That You Should Get a New Doctor

    There are times when you realize that your current doctor is not the right one. Many signs can point towards that. You are not getting the right treatment, they call the police on you and loudly scream, ‘creep get out of my house at midnight.

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    Police Arrests a Bird and Puts Him behind the Bar

    This just in, the Police Depart of a country (the name of which we will not be disclosed but you might have already figured it out) has broken all records of catching criminals. The story took place several days ago, when Mrs. Shakeela, a local had registered a claim that she had been robbed. While she was out there, taking a walk across the park, someone broke in through the window. Mrs. Shakeela had sighted the robber, though she said that due to being off her meds for more than a month, she couldn’t identify who it was.

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    Meteorite Passing Through Earth’s Atmosphere is Reason For All its Problems

    2022 cannot stop handing us gifts, and historic nightmares for the history students. It sure is one of the most nightmarish times for a history student to start their majors in this subject.  In case if you were waiting for the aliens, now is the time to shine for our cosmic neighbors. Given the situation of earth, we would beg them to stay and perhaps include them in everything that is happening on earth. That is to say if they haven’t already spotted the earth and its mess, and already decided to ditch this floating space rock.

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    Otherworldly Wreckage Is NASA’s Detached Space Junk

    We love to live in a sci-fi world. We all would love to be a part of a world that revels in making new discoveries and loves moving forward while taking sci-fi leaps. Only recently, NASA has amped up our expectations as it passed the news that ‘otherworldy’ wreckage had been discovered on Mars.

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