Balencia Sells Mouldy Stuff For Several Thousand Dollars

Balenciaga has recently announced its plans to sell more stuff that might look like it was pulled out a grandma’s old chest after she succumbed to a heart attack. Only recently, Balencia, the famous luxury brand that has perfected the art of selling junk at absurd prices, sold its torn-down shoes for 1850 dollars.

Note: This is a spoof article. Some of the facts aren’t facts at all.

Balenciaga has recently announced its plans to sell more stuff that might look like it was pulled out a grandma’s old chest after she succumbed to a heart attack. Only recently, Balencia, the famous luxury brand that has perfected the art of selling junk at absurd prices, sold its torn-down shoes for 1850 dollars. That footwear might once have been very amazing to wear or look at (depends on you to be honest if you have a foot fetish), but now they look like they were trampled on by the bulls multiple times. Balenciaga sold them for 1850 dollars which have raised eyebrows everywhere. Whoever bought them surely uses dollars in place of toilet paper and pisses out pure gold.

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Just when we thought Balencia would give it a break, they have pulled a list of moldy stuff out of their closets once more.

One of the top models of Balencia is a blackened pajama that has been half-eaten by fungus and whatnot. It is going to be sold at the price of 2000 dollars. The owner of the luxury brand says that they have a few more wrecked-up purses in line for making grand sales.

“Those purses are completely fine, save for the rat-eaten strings and torn-up holes. They will be sold for 625 dollars. It a 200 dollars are extra if you want them with laces.

Other than these priceless products, the owner claims that there are also a bit of shredded woman’s tops with pieces falling all over.

“This is a noble crusade of selling old worn-out stuff like this for extravagant prices. We have been trolled multiple times online but it won’t stop us from putting sky-high prices for rat-eaten clothes and shoes.”

Written by The Neemos

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