Donât blow smoke from your you know where. The offer is very enticing and quite possibly, you might spark a rebellion among other employees who will ask for 18 monthsâ vacation too. And come on mate. Spending that long with your extended family might possibly make you appreciate the corporate culture more.
If there is one thing that made socialization suck a lot less, it was the pandemic. While we were snuggling into blankets and staying inside while fearing for our lives, we learned an appreciation for life. And of course, considering how things are going in China, we donât even want to expect a new pandemic but who knows?
Funny iPhone Article: Scientists at Harvard University have recently made an important discovery. According to a study carried out in the year 2022, android users have been found to be ten times humbler and better than iPhone users. Nearly 22 million USD has been spent on making this important discovery. The funding has been directly taken from the reserves secured for ending world hunger as well as carrying out cancer research.
This just in, the global Beggar Association has decided to throw in some couple of extra bucks and digitalize the entire begging operation. New begging laws have been established and now, every beggar across all the possible states around the globe will carry a crypto wallet.
The enigmatic leaders all around the globe have finally gathered to find solutions for climate change. The specific location that was chosen for holding the meeting of the ministers is the Wooden Minister Manor, recently constructed after several thousand acres of Amazon Rainforest. During the important press conference, all the ministers were seated in the meeting hall on mahogany chairs in front of the timber round table.
14th May is marked as the day of celebrating bird migrations. Despite suffering a bad reputation, especially after the conspiracy theory, âbirds are not real they are surveillance drones created by the government,â the foreign ministers all around the world have gathered to celebrate the birdsâ migration day.Â
This just in, McDonaldâs has stepped in to provide comfort to those who are looking at themselves in the mirror and still reminding themselves that the crypto crash is real. We know that the crypto ship has sunk, after obviously getting water aboard. While some were very adamant that crypto was going to be their ultimate wealth ticket to the place of millionaires and playboys.
there is an amazing company in the UK that is going to award you for eating greasy junk food. Thatâs right. Your pastime hobby or your favorite thing after that dreadful breakup can be your full-time job. The best part? You get paid PKR 1 Lakhs. If someone calls you fat and lazy, just ask them how much they are making and how they are making it.
Walter Orthmann, a hundred-year-old boomer has set a world record and a forever taunt for all of our generations by working consistently in a company for about 84 years. While some of us are struggling to face our boss after six months or deeply contemplating where to run off to next, this man just gave his entire life to a company.
There are times when you realize that your current doctor is not the right one. Many signs can point towards that. You are not getting the right treatment, they call the police on you and loudly scream, âcreep get out of my house at midnight.
This just in, the Police Depart of a country (the name of which we will not be disclosed but you might have already figured it out) has broken all records of catching criminals. The story took place several days ago, when Mrs. Shakeela, a local had registered a claim that she had been robbed. While she was out there, taking a walk across the park, someone broke in through the window. Mrs. Shakeela had sighted the robber, though she said that due to being off her meds for more than a month, she couldnât identify who it was.
2022 cannot stop handing us gifts, and historic nightmares for the history students. It sure is one of the most nightmarish times for a history student to start their majors in this subject. Â In case if you were waiting for the aliens, now is the time to shine for our cosmic neighbors. Given the situation of earth, we would beg them to stay and perhaps include them in everything that is happening on earth. That is to say if they havenât already spotted the earth and its mess, and already decided to ditch this floating space rock.
