Mehmaan Aur Wohi Dukhi Dastaan
For those who don’t know – we Islamabadis like to live in a bubble of our own. This bubble makes us happy, and we do not like it when people from other cities try to enter our bubble.
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Fun, Funn, Funny, Funnnnyyy. Neemopani is all about having fun and delivering the best in humour and entertainment. Neemopani Funny is not your usual funny. It’s funny and feel good so it’s never something that brings anyone down!
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Prescriptions Be Damned!!! When you are sick but no one believes you….
“Wait…what do you think I have?” “Child, anyone can tell. You are a drug addict, aren’t you?!” My lower jaw collided with my upper jaw so hard that my mouth ached. I could hardly contain my ire at that moment. “Oh my God, you are such a dipshit! I am having one of those seasonal allergies! God I am here to get a simple prescription!”
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in Entertainment, Funny, Kahaanian, Showbiz
Parizaad – The Story of Never Giving up Even if Every Girl Rejects You!
If Parizaad had gotten a goatee, spruced up his looks, he would have actually looked good. But they went an extra mile in showing him ugly, by giving him a lousy dressing and handing him a bunch of nerdy books.
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Office, Colleagues and Friendship Ki Kahani Neemopani Ki Zubani
When you first join a office, you get to meet different types and sorts of people. Some have the potential to be your friends, and some don’t. The latter are just very difficult to find. However, if you are lucky – like really lucky tou mil hi jatay hain haar jaggah dost.
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What to say when someone knocks on the door of a washroom you’re in?
How to thwart someone with below primal intellect? It’s quite simple. Confuse the hell out of them. Be sure to say this in a monotonous and robotic voice. They will think that they are not in the right place. They are certainly not right in their head.
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in Funny, New In Pakistan, News
Japanese Man Mistook Orangi Town as a Tourist Spot
There seems to be a trend of these hopelessly positive misguided foreigners thinking that a certain crime-ridden area is a tourist spot. Only last year, we had a genius from China who reached the area, “Katti Paharhi”, deeming it worthy of tourism. We might forgive that tourist for his completely honest mistake.
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in Funny, Music, New In Pakistan
Nida Kirmani vs Meesha Shafi – The Memers Express
Memes take out all the tension from an issue and channel it into humor. This is what happened with the tussle that took place between Nida Kirmani and Meesha Shafi.
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Meri Engineering Degree!
It had been a month since the university had awarded him the Electrical Engineering degree. What the markets required, he didn’t have and what he had been taught in the classes wasn’t applicable anywhere.
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Online Classes kay jhanjat – Mazay Kay Sath!
We have all done this or quite frankly, this is the only thing that we have learned how to do in the last two years. Kehna tou nahien chahiye but hum sab ka yehi khawab tha bachpan sei kay aik aisa bhi din aye jab hum sakoon ki neend ley sakain class mein bhetay hoye.
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in Entertainment, Funny, News, World News
Kim Jong Un Takes Bathroom Breaks to the Next Level
He enjoys a lavish lifestyle in a country that has a large starving population and has assumed a persona of a petulant child who would soon nuke you to get his needs met, no matter how unreasonable they might be.
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in Entertainment, Funny, Music
India Ko Hai Pakistan Se Pyar, Aakhir Kab Karien Gay Wo Iqrar
Considering the illustrious history of our copying neighbors, it shouldn’t strike as surprising to you that India has a record of copying from us every once in a while. Be it songs, movies, or even advertisements, only Indians are brazen enough to copy each thing frame by frame.
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Pakistan is Not Ready For 5G! Kia Keh Rahay Hain Aap?
“Hey Saba, I am sending you one of the greatest gifts for your birthday! Consider this. You might be using one of the cutting-edge technologies! I am about to send a 5G cell phone for you to use.”
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