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scientists have found another way to make the meat tastier. The billion-dollar genius idea is that to taste the real meat, you have got to taste the real meat. The scientists at International Space Station (ISS) will look to produce a steak that will be the ones to take this initiative. Bovine cells from cows will be used to grow full steak-sized meat.
Work is sometimes absolutely terrible. There you were, chilling under a perfectly good air-conditioned space, and there comes your boss, asking you to start pulling your weight and do more stuff. Now what to say to your boss to get out of work?
The real culprit behind the electricity power failure here is the shortage of furnace oil. Following that shortage, the electricity shortfall has also reached 5000 MW. Due to the scenario, unscheduled load shedding has begun all across Pakistan.
After doctors, it’s the bosses who decide whether you’ll live through the day or not. A single text from them can either destroy or make your day. And sometimes it’s like cliff hanging you can’t decide what the next line of action should be.
Have you ever wanted to beat the crap out of annoying people while not revealing yourself? Or perhaps you want a free ticket to another place, and you could use invisibility to simply pull a prank on your friends… be careful not to cause heart attacks though. Your prayers have been answered, though definitely not by God by devil.
Suddenly you will start loving all those video games on your PC, but you cannot play them. The nights become longer and tenser. Mornings come suddenly and it is only 2-3 hours till the exam, and you dreadfully realize that you haven’t even prepared the last chapters. Serves you right for leaving things till the last night.
The American Dream Car That Doesn’t Need A Road – The American Dream is basically a cheap mansion on wheels. It has a swimming pool, a jacuzzi, a bathtub, mini-golf course, helipad and can fit more than 75 people. The only disadvantage is that you cannot drive it across the city without causing major blocks all across the city.
Doodh ki qeemat asmaan ko chu rahi hai. Not literally because it is impossible to touch the sky no matter what our insane naïve young self wants us to believe.
Everyone is beautiful both inside and outside, and it is our uniqueness that makes us who we are. Aur kiya hua agar kabhi kisi sei ghalti ho jaye. Insaan hi hai na.
Nobody can understand what goes in the mind of Modi, especially when he switches his persona from an evil ruler wreaking havoc in Kashmir to that of a supposed peacekeeper. Some of the news channels of the Indian media are claiming that Modi had the power to stop the Ukraine War, if only Biden and Putin listened to him.
Chilgozays Are The New Bitcoins Of Pakistan – Considering the downtrend that such insanely expensive pine nuts are following, we couldn’t help but make a comparison of them to the infamous Bitcoin.
When it comes to making facts up on an international level, nobody takes the cake like the Indian media. Only this morning, I came to the office sipping the coffee when the first thing I saw was the possibility of a UFO attack on Islamabad. The moment I saw the Indian media reporting it, I realized that they were at it again.
