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Bikers On Roads To Protest Against The Water Leakage From The Clouds
There is a thing about Karachi, it never rains. The world either has no man land or no rain land and Karachi falls in the second category.
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Father Stopped Son From Marrying Because His Own Experience Gave Birth To A Demonic Offspring
Mahmood Ullah from KPK is a 28-year-old man, who is ready to get married and fulfill his dreams. He registered an FIR against his father at the local station. When asked he said that he wanted to keep himself chaste and wanted to get married, but his father isn’t letting him do so. His father is not making any effort or being aware of their responsibility.
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Cop’s Shooting In The Toilet Went Wrong, Forgets Weapon On The Crime Scene
Footage from CCTVs has been requested to trace the culprit, who took the weapon of mass destruction. The guards and watchmen were also investigated as if their own weapons were outdated.
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How Not To Commit Suicide With Your Beloved: Learn From Examples
Our folktales are full of praises of the lovers. Whether it is Sohni who crosses the Chenab on kaccha ghara to meet Mahiwal but drowns in the river, meeting a tragic end. Or Farhad who was given the task of carving the stream of milk for Shireen where he killed himself after he came to know that he was betrayed. None of these love stories had a happy end.
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Elon Musk Disowned By The World / Tesla Is Run By Mad Man
He responded, “We are simultaneously being told that gender differences do not exist and that genders are so profoundly different that irreversible surgery is the only option. Perhaps someone wiser than me can explain this dichotomy.”
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PIA Serves Daal Chawal
When PIA was contacted in this regard, the spokesperson apologized and confirmed the incident. He said that this was because of a shortage of items from the vendors and they were trying to work out the alternates. They are trying to get back to their normal routine.
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Boston Agency Installs Urine Sensors In Elevators
the Boston transit agency has come up with an amazing solution. Acting on the idea, the elevator engineer and urine specialist has explained, “The floor is electrified along with the corner spots. Especially the corner spots. If a stream of stinking yellow water falls on it, it will electrify your family jewels.”
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Cockroaches Released During Court Hearing Session
However, nothing was preparing the old Judge Judy for the next trial. Judge Judy was to give a ruling on two separate Johnny Depp fans who wanted to kidnap the Pirates of the Caribbean actor on the basis of not killing Amber Heard.
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Loadshedding In Pakistan – Rise Of The Dark Night
Pakistan is facing 8 hours of load shedding and this is what the reports say, citizens, however, are complaining that power outages exceed 8 hours.
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Thailand Makes Cannabis Legal Again
The transformation of the president came quite capriciously. It was reported that the president was leading an anti-narcotics team to rid a tourist camp off all the drugs, especially cannabis tampons and some very special stuff that would make you see stars in broad daylight. Someone handed him a free first dose, and then the president asked for more.
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California State Legally Declares Bees As Fish
The 1970 Act of the state protects fish as the invertebrates. To protect bees, a court of Sacramento has legally ruled that bees are now a kind of fish, and it would be illegal to harm them in any way. Through this law, the state is actively protecting the bees from going extinct. Although it is quite an interesting approach to protecting insects, it sure is quite an untraditional way of doing so.
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