Shaheer Ahmed
Note: This is a spoof and satire article. It doesn’t relate to any social groups or movements around the world.
The world is changing at a fast pace. People are becoming freer and more independent thinkers. Fields like Facebook preaching, scandal creation, and feigning abuse to receive someone’s money are becoming more and more common.
However, none of this pales in comparison (you read that right) to what happened recently at the rainbow influencer awards ceremony. Taking place at a bright location you wouldn’t go to unless you are in some really weird crap, the influencer award ceremony had a very special purpose. Unfortunately, the purpose and goals kept changing every minute so nobody knows what the rainbow influencer ceremony is and what it stands for.
However, we know that this ceremony happens. This year on a date we don’t know, the rainbow ceremony had a very courageous participant. He/she/they/it have refused to give their names. They have only told that they identify as a unicorn. Giving up one’s human identity is very hard however, after much consideration and being off meds for more than a few weeks, they have decided to name themselves, “My Little Pony.”
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My Little Pony was applauded for his intense bravery and efforts and has now received the award, “most courageous rainbow influencer of the year” by the authorities.
“It is hard. My mom keeps telling me to take my meds and my father says I am a human. But I am not a human. I am a unicorn. And I will keep fighting for my rights!” said My Little Pony.
When asked about how his rights were violated, My Little Pony said that they wouldn’t want to talk about it.
“It becomes unbearable. The abuse is too hard to bear!” My Little Pony claimed.
When asked about the exact details of the abuse, My Little Pony once more evaded the questions. On a side note, My Little Pony has asked everyone to start funding him so that they can create a new movement and also party all the time.
Everyone at the rainbow influencer ceremony has given generous donations. Sadly that is the only place where people can generously donate to such a cause. My Little Pony has petitioned to spread his agenda on a global scale.
