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Did you do your majors in history? Did you know that you got away at the perfect time? Because for all the history students of the future, a terrible nightmare awaits them for now. Why? Well, let’s start with the times when things were quiet. We are moving back to the end of 2019.
The Saturday holidays are quite fickle. Lucky are those who manage to avail it. However, some of us aren’t so lucky at all. Some are required to work on Saturdays that means you will have to work for six days a week. Considering how kind and affectionate corporate culture is, sometimes people also want you to work on Sundays. Plus points if you sacrifice your sleep and family for your corporate overlords…
it seems that the pains of government employees have only begun. Why? Only recently, the government has made a policy that is going to cost all the government employees something more precious than all the assets in the world. That thing is called, ‘Saturday sleep.’ We all know Saturday sleep, right? Some of the office goers and lucky employees working in private firms get to avail that.
Just read Elon Musk’s journey from an ‘annoyed Twitterati’ to someone who intends to become the owner of this American microblogging website. Of course, Twitter is playing the role of the ex, and Elon Musk is now the angry lover, destined to make his ex kneel before him.
Desi households are the equivalent of human zoos. If it is not the elder child exercising their privileges upon the younger siblings, the rant of desi mothers about an unclean house will surely be echoing in the air. In some ways, desi households are full-blown sitcoms in real life. But the most entertaining part is the life of siblings in desi households
It is the perfect way to waste your time if you think Netflix and chilling 12 hours a day is not enough to ruin your career. Furthermore, we surely want to ignore what is happening at our very ‘mediocre’ house while we judge Kim Kardashian for breaking up with Kanye West.
People welcomed Purana Pakistan and with it the crises faced before the PTI government. However, the welcome that the memers gave is next level. We will show you how memers exclusively welcomed Purana Pakistan.
Rohana Khattak knew the billionaires all too well when she invented this new word. She has been applauded by New York Times for her achievement. Inventing a perfect word for some of the ‘oblivious’ leaders of the globalized economy, Rohana Khattak has been congratulated by Pakistani diplomat to the USA, ‘Masood Khan.’
Ever heard of cheese jokes? Well, 2022 has a way of telling them. Only recently, a very violent gang (the real-life cow beaters and cattle lashers) recently chose a very interesting thing to steal. This so-called violent gang ended up doing a heist of Dutch cheese weighing 3500 pounds which was worth $23,000. After this heist, we are sure that Dutch cheese is now the equivalent of food cryptocurrency.
scientists have found another way to make the meat tastier. The billion-dollar genius idea is that to taste the real meat, you have got to taste the real meat. The scientists at International Space Station (ISS) will look to produce a steak that will be the ones to take this initiative. Bovine cells from cows will be used to grow full steak-sized meat.
Stephen had warned scientists to not send the coordinates of the earth to outer space. The scientists did that in hopes of finding alien life.
Weird food combos Pakistanis love – There is literally a list of some of the weirdest food combos that some Pakis will find very normal. For some, these food combos might be disgusting or even indigestible. However, some of us love and even gulp them in copious amounts.