Fun, Funn, Funny, Funnnnyyy. Neemopani is all about having fun and delivering the best in humour and entertainment. Neemopani Funny is not your usual funny. It’s funny and feel good so it’s never something that brings anyone down!
I mean Amir Liaqat is surely one of the most attractive people on this entire planet. And what is not to like about this hunk of a man who draws out his tongue in the most charming manner or dances like the most flexible naagan there is on the face of this unfortunate earth?
Because Ludo game hai hi aisi. And quiet, honestly, Ludo should turn into the official sports of Pakistan because nothing, not even cricket, can incite the emotions within you that Ludo can.
However, once the ceremonies are done, and rukhasti hou gae aur sab ghar walay soe jatay hain tou pata chalta hai kay Fiza aur Shiza swap ho gaien hain. Talk about plot twist!
Agar hotay dost tou kar na daitay hum help? Phir humney aur socha aur pata chala kay agar aap help ne karain tou aap problematic ho jata hain.
Money can’t buy happiness but it sure can amp up the love! Or that is what those corporate overlords want you to believe! That’s right! Just when you thought you could celebrate the perfect love-based holiday, we got some news for you!
For those who don’t know – we Islamabadis like to live in a bubble of our own. This bubble makes us happy, and we do not like it when people from other cities try to enter our bubble.
“Wait…what do you think I have?” “Child, anyone can tell. You are a drug addict, aren’t you?!” My lower jaw collided with my upper jaw so hard that my mouth ached. I could hardly contain my ire at that moment. “Oh my God, you are such a dipshit! I am having one of those seasonal allergies! God I am here to get a simple prescription!”
When you first join a office, you get to meet different types and sorts of people. Some have the potential to be your friends, and some don’t. The latter are just very difficult to find. However, if you are lucky – like really lucky tou mil hi jatay hain haar jaggah dost.
How to thwart someone with below primal intellect? It’s quite simple. Confuse the hell out of them. Be sure to say this in a monotonous and robotic voice. They will think that they are not in the right place. They are certainly not right in their head.
There seems to be a trend of these hopelessly positive misguided foreigners thinking that a certain crime-ridden area is a tourist spot. Only last year, we had a genius from China who reached the area, “Katti Paharhi”, deeming it worthy of tourism. We might forgive that tourist for his completely honest mistake.
Memes take out all the tension from an issue and channel it into humor. This is what happened with the tussle that took place between Nida Kirmani and Meesha Shafi.
It had been a month since the university had awarded him the Electrical Engineering degree. What the markets required, he didn’t have and what he had been taught in the classes wasn’t applicable anywhere.
