Dreaded Messages From Your Boss – They Know How To Rub Salt Into Employee’s Wound

After doctors, it’s the bosses who decide whether you’ll live through the day or not. A single text from them can either destroy or make your day. And sometimes the texts are like a cliffhanger, you can’t decide what the next line of action should be. This is the everyday story of all the employees. There must be instances in your life too, where your boss’s texts leave you in a dilemma. Know that sometimes their texts are more saddening and heartbreaking than an actual breakup. If you think otherwise then you must be single and don’t try to deny this because it is now an established fact. Anyhow, Neemopani has compiled some most dreaded messages from your boss just to acknowledge that they best know how to rub salt into employees’ wounds.

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1. I Need The Presentation Urgently – Spoiler Alert

On one fine morning, you wake up in a good mood. You vibe to your favorite music and the lyrics keep playing in your mind Aa gaya yaheen, Aata hoon har roz, I knew it from the get-go, Kih naheen hoon kamzor, Darna naheen, Naheen hoon kamzor, and just right at that moment the boss texts you. But you are still in your own zone and ignore the text just as you ignore the customer service messages.

The customer service messages still have dear customers at the start, do you really think your boss would have addressed you the same way? If no, then ignoring his/her message was the second biggest mistake of your life, the first you already know.

Suddenly, you are reminded of the customer service message oh sorry about the boss’s message. You open the text with a good vibe kiya pata best of luck ya well wishes or if nothing 12 logo ko forward karein wala message hoga but no it is something you could never have thought of i.e., ‘I need the presentation urgently.’ And you are still like what presentation? Yeah, at that very moment you know you messed up. But we know and you too, that it wasn’t your mistake and the real culprit is still at large.

2. The Client Is Waiting – The Life Destroyer

Another text that most of us don’t understand is what does that text has to with us. This innovation is solely the brainchild of a boss because we employees are very simple-minded so, we can’t think of stuff like this. The text saying ‘the client is waiting’ has made the lives of many a living hell. We mean, a person could be busy attending to some call. How do you expect the employees to put nature’s call on hold? Or tell it to call us after the meeting?

Without a doubt, clients are a top priority, and if the employee is a minute late to meet the client that doesn’t mean they don’t care. But yeah ‘the client is waiting’ text is a must.

3. NO Increment For One Year – Social Service Message From Your Boss

Such messages either come as texts in the company’s WhatsApp group or are conveyed during a meeting or so. But the problem here is not when or where the message is sent but the contents of the message. What is meant by ‘no increment for one year?’ Are you running an NGO? We really want to know why no increments, what is this behavior boss. We love our work, we deliver everything on time, no single project is pending, the clients are happy, and most importantly the company is generating a lot of revenue at least higher than my pay. Phir kyun shaitaan ap ko rok raha hai ye naik kaam karnay sei? Zara Sochiyee!!!

4. Where Is Everyone? – The Punctuality Syndrome

Sometimes a simple text can frighten you only because it’s from your boss. A never-ending saga in an employee’s life. 99.99 percent of the time the employee is innocent in this case. It’s either traffic or the van wala or rain but the employees are not at fault in this case. Our bosses are so big on being punctual that they inform the employees that two months later, on Monday at 9:59 it’s going to rain so, leave the house after morning prayers to avoid being late. Yeah, we did that, we even brought our umbrella but why didn’t it rain?

Not only this, in some instances the employee reaches the office at 9:59 and is about to step in the office and suddenly the phone vibrates. It’s the text from your boss. You open the text while your one foot is still in the air and is about to cross the border of your office and guess what’s the text from your boss says ‘Where is everyone?’

5. Tell Me A Joke

Boss is someone who has a very strict or serious personality to be more precise. You won’t find them joking around in the office or cracking up on jokes. And we totally get it and are used to it. But what about that one day when your boss walks up to you and asks you to tell him a joke? First of all, it’s sounds really weird to even type it but when it actually happens it seems like the time has stopped, the world freezes at that very moment. Your ability to react suddenly leaves your body and your mind starts to think now what? Is this for real or am I dreaming? At that very moment, you think of it as the biggest joke of your life. Kiya ye toofan kay anay sei pehle ki khamoshi hai ya kuch aur…….

6. Tomorrow Is Off – The Kala Namak For Your Wound

Last but not the least, the text from your boss that makes him the best boss in the world ‘ tomorrow is off.’ Oh that feeling, it’s hard to explain but it sounds really pleasant. You start thinking that your boss is not that bad. All the good things start rushing back in your time. The moment when you sit down to watch some series and have the time of your life buzzzzz. It’s another text in the company’s group by the best boss of the world and it doesn’t says enjoy guys but ‘Tomorrow is on everyone has to come.’ END OF STORY