Crypto Crash? Ye Tou Hoga!

Aisa kaisay ho sakta hai jab itnay baray baray logoon ne ismein invest kya hai tou ye crash kesay ho sakti hai aur apko ye sunane ko miley? Crypto Market Crashed? Ye tou hoga!

Bitcoin Market Crash

Waqar zaka, jinko hamari government ne crypto expert appoint kya hai, peet’tay reh gaye k crypto ko legalize karein, lekin hamary dil mein jo khauf tha wo akhir kaar samnay aa he gaye. Dekha! Kaha tha na invest karo bitcoin mein, lekin hamari kahan sunni jaati hai. Ab dekh lo! Ho gaye market crash. Jee jee apnay sahi sunna aur humien bhe abhe pata laga hai kay bitcoin ki tou qeemat itni gir gayi hai kay kia batayein. Hum bilkul ye nahe keh rahey kay ap hamari nazroun se gir gaye hain. Ap hamesha humein underestimate kartay hain. Ruk jayien! Saansien thaam lein, aur sunien kay majra kya hua hai. Aisa kaisay ho sakta hai jab itnay baray baray logoon ne ismein invest kya hai tou ye crash kesay ho sakti hai aur apko ye sunane ko miley? Crypto Market Crashed? Ye tou hoga!

Tou baat darasal ye hai kay, the Pakistani government has never been in favour of legalizing cryptocurrency despite being pressurized. They have had a very clear stance on that since the introduction of this concept. FIA has been asked to ban 1600 crypto websites. But just recently Shibli Faraz had announced that there are plans in place to regulate cryptocurrency in Pakistan. But – matlab ban pay ban, Kabhi pubg pay tou kabhi tiktok pay. Lagta hai government ko ban lagana bohat pasand hai. Kyun na lagayien because obviously, the ‘power is in their hand’. Hum tou bus hukam kay Ghulam hain.

Bitcoin value has been declining since the last year. Today’s crash wiped out $600 billion from the market. $1 Trillion has been lost in the aggregate market. This is a huge blow for the people who had invested heavily in bitcoins. This is the second-largest decline in dollars.

The Independent: “BREAKING: Billions wiped off crypto market as #Bitcoin crashes https://t.co/oprjX6Ffgw” / Twitter

Due to this, Russia has also proposed to ban it. Russia is one of the three top bitcoins mining countries in the world.

According to the Bespoke Analysts, “It gives an idea of the scale of value destruction that percentage declines can mask. Crypto is, of course, vulnerable to these sorts of selloffs given its naturally higher volatility historically, but given how large market caps have gotten, the volatility is worth thinking about both in raw dollar terms as well as in percentage terms.”

The internet has gone crazy and with it, memes of course.

crypto sinking meme gentlement

and some more…

crypto dip dip meme

Hum tou saving kar nahe paye, agar aapnay bhi saving nahe ki tou koi baat nahe. Lekin jab invest karein tou soch samjah kar karein aisa na ho kay market crash ho jaye. Phir na kehna kay bataya nahen. Mazeed expert raaye kay liye aap hum say raabta bilkul na karein.

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