Money can’t buy happiness but it sure can amp up the love! Or that is what those corporate overlords want you to believe! That’s right! Just when you thought you could celebrate the perfect love-based holiday, we got some news for you!
The word comes from the Berber language Tuareg (don’t confuse it with barbarians) residing south of Senegal. This word was collectively used for the people of West Africa. The word Berber meaning the ‘burnt people’ was derived from aginaw and Akal n-Iguinawen. It means black and land of the blacks.
For those who don’t know – we Islamabadis like to live in a bubble of our own. This bubble makes us happy, and we do not like it when people from other cities try to enter our bubble.
“Wait…what do you think I have?” “Child, anyone can tell. You are a drug addict, aren’t you?!” My lower jaw collided with my upper jaw so hard that my mouth ached. I could hardly contain my ire at that moment. “Oh my God, you are such a dipshit! I am having one of those seasonal allergies! God I am here to get a simple prescription!”
If Parizaad had gotten a goatee, spruced up his looks, he would have actually looked good. But they went an extra mile in showing him ugly, by giving him a lousy dressing and handing him a bunch of nerdy books.
When you first join a office, you get to meet different types and sorts of people. Some have the potential to be your friends, and some don’t. The latter are just very difficult to find. However, if you are lucky – like really lucky tou mil hi jatay hain haar jaggah dost.
How to thwart someone with below primal intellect? It’s quite simple. Confuse the hell out of them. Be sure to say this in a monotonous and robotic voice. They will think that they are not in the right place. They are certainly not right in their head.
It had been a month since the university had awarded him the Electrical Engineering degree. What the markets required, he didn’t have and what he had been taught in the classes wasn’t applicable anywhere.
“Hey Saba, I am sending you one of the greatest gifts for your birthday! Consider this. You might be using one of the cutting-edge technologies! I am about to send a 5G cell phone for you to use.”