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Work is sometimes absolutely terrible. There you were, chilling under a perfectly good air-conditioned space, and there comes your boss, asking you to start pulling your weight and do more stuff. Now what to say to your boss to get out of work?
Ever heard a joke that had you flying to the roof with laughter? There are certainly such jokes out there that can invoke such a reaction within you. There are of course different kinds of jokes. And depending on their intensity, they will invoke different reactions within you. Of course like jokes, there are different kinds of laughter too.
Chances are, if you are reading this, you are applauding science. Why? Because adult life has turned us all into powerhouses. You know it is adult life when practically everything blows in your face.
Only recently, Elon Musk, the alien guise of a human being who clearly wants to return to his secret home among the stars has dropped a bomb. The American billionaire who occasionally likes to poke fun at cryptocurrencies, Russian warlords, and the latest trends has recently picked a new fad to explore. Elon Musk has shown a desire to have a social media platform of his own after claiming that Twitter didn’t allow free speech.
The real culprit behind the electricity power failure here is the shortage of furnace oil. Following that shortage, the electricity shortfall has also reached 5000 MW. Due to the scenario, unscheduled load shedding has begun all across Pakistan.
Scientists are working on developing boots that will not pull you into a tumble roll while you are out exploring Mars’ surface. However, this is not the funny part. NASA is planning to have boots all over the surface of Mars in 2040.
Ever feel like hurling yourself across the room in hopes of hitting your head on the perfect spot? It might earn you a good vacation spot. Or perhaps, you have thought of changing your identity and moving to another place.
Anti-Narcotics Force (ANF) of Pakistan has recently caught 30 Kg of ice absorbed in prayer mats, towels, and ladies’ clothing. They were to be delivered to Australia by Arshad Ali, a citizen of Lahore.
Nobody knew when the Oscars were held, neither did any of us care about them. We most definitely didn’t even know who was invited, and who wasn’t there. However, now we know that all those who were present had the experience of their lifetime. And those who were absent are now going to regret it forever. Why? Well our guess is that you already know!
Or maybe, you just hated everyone in your circle right from the start and wanted a good enough reason to teach them a lesson for just being annoying. Still, you can use the excuse of being woke to annoy the hell out of them.
Metaverse! The perfect scam for Facebook to avoid massive lawsuits while still stealing the data, and somehow convince some retards that the Black Mirror dark sci-fi is coming to life. Luckily, many of us who weren’t met with live zombies in the Covid-19 pandemic didn’t buy into the crap that Facebook was selling. Also, Facebook’s big evil plan of putting us into giant simulations doesn’t really operate according to common sense.
After doctors, it’s the bosses who decide whether you’ll live through the day or not. A single text from them can either destroy or make your day. And sometimes it’s like cliff hanging you can’t decide what the next line of action should be.