Shaheer Ahmed
Note: This is a satire article. Some of the facts might have been made up.
Only recently, Elon Musk, the alien guise of a human being who clearly wants to return to his secret home among the stars has dropped a bomb. The American billionaire who occasionally likes to poke fun at cryptocurrencies, Russian warlords, and the latest trends has recently picked a new fad to explore. Elon Musk has shown a desire to have a social media platform of his own after claiming that Twitter didn’t allow free speech.
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At this point, this can only come as a surprise to those need-to-get-a-life twerps who don’t know who Elon Musk is or those who haven’t been checking his tweets as of late. The billionaire is fond of making joking tweets, and he is not afraid of becoming fodder for memes. However, chances are that memes are the first love of Elon Musk, and quite possibly he might have said all of that just to appear in memes again. Considering one of the tweets Elon made back in 2020, we can measure Elon’s love for wrongly written sentences that manage to make people laugh i.e. memes.
Who controls the memes,
controls the Universe— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) June 26, 2020
It can be safely assumed that Elon made such an assumption because he wants us memers to take on a new challenge. The origin of launching a new social media platform can be tracked to the original creature that inspired literally thousands of memes. We are talking about Trump of course. The ex-premier of America was banned from both Twitter and Facebook for instigating US Capital Riots in 2021. Donald Trump announced that he would launch another social media platform of his own. Of course, back then, memers didn’t do their job well enough. Now Elon has given us another fad to drool on. He has blabbered once more about releasing another version of Twitter.
Some netizens are urging Elon Musk to actually purchase the social media platform, completely ignoring his original reason for doing so.
There is a very convincing theory that Elon might actually be an alien, who is building a spaceship to return to his home. And during his time on earth, he found something that fancied him a lot. So while he is working on a spaceship to his home among the stars, he also wishes to become a meme lord. Clearly, he might consider memes to be one of humanity’s significant achievements, and he isn’t wrong about it at all!
