Shaheer Ahmed
Note: This is a spoof and satire article. None of the facts presented here are true.
This just in, we have recently received the news from a very authentic piece of crawled paper that had been left outside our office. It said, “Aamir Liaquat for Pakistan!” Due to the strong ironclad details as well as a very convincing piece of evidence from an Intelligent Agency’s involvement after someone drew a wild goat below Aamir Liaquat’s name, we are led to believe that it is all true.
Considering our channel is the first one that got this glimpse of the dark future, we can do our best to form convincing deductions about how Aamir Liaquat will end up on the seat of the leaders. Given below are some of our most convincing arguments about why there is a strong possibility of it happening. Welcome to the Simpsons – Pakistan Edition.
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He is Freakishly Handsome
To support our argument, we would like to take support of the fact that Aamir Liaquat has married three times and we expect that his martial momentum is not going to stop anytime soon. And why would that be? It is because he is extremely handsome. I mean look at some of the killer faces that he makes. If that doesn’t make your heart beat faster, then nothing will.
One look at that melonhead and adorable big eyes can land an arrow of love you are not ready for. Those rows of pearl-like teeth will surely pull you in a charm that you will not be able to pull yourself out of! The last time we checked, it is the requirement for a prime minister to be really handsome and Aamir Liaquat really fits the bill here.
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He Can Really Dance Well!
A person who can dance really well like a snake in front of the whole nation can also throw political maneuvers at others. We need a handsome PM who is a master of taking fast decisions – left-right and center, and who better to do it than our Aamir Bhai who moves like a true Naagin, ready to spit poison at the haters. Considering how flexible this man is, we can only imagine how amazing he dodges real-life problems heading his way and chooses to solve them by marrying one more time.
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He Can Really Take a Beating
Aamir Bhai is so enduring that even after being beaten by lovers and haters, he had the courage to hold his face high and still manage that look of a child whose mommy had recently whooped his ass. I mean look at this representation of a strong man.
Not only is he staring into the void as if questioning the existence of his life, but he also rebounded to make the life of singles a living hell everywhere by choosing to marry the third time. Acha sorry Aamir Bhai…
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He Died and Came Back to life!
Did you know that Aamir Bhai used to be a commander? He served in SSG and due to his top-performing aptitude, he formed another division of Special Services that went by the name of SST which says, Special Services Trolls. The living legend was caught in one of his trolling missions by enemies and he was shot in the chest. Miraculously, he came back to life after he was presumed dead. Willing to die for the country and be reborn for it! Who shows such resilience? Nobody knows how that happened but it has something to do with… marriages, perhaps.
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He has Amazing Cuisine Ethics
How can you not make a man with amazing cuisine ethics your prime minister? Our Aamir Bhai has a special affection for mangoes and the way he eats them is really something. I pity the lucky fool who is on the receiving end of his affections. The way he tears those mangoes and shoves them into your mouth holds a special kind of allure.
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He is Fond of Marrying
When choosing prime ministers, we must always look out for premiers that have a record of marriages or have more than one wife. This is because the more the number of marriages and heartbreaks, the more the experience of that premier and the better will be their leadership quality. Science has proved that if you had 3 plus wives, you will end up becoming a top leader in the pyramid scheme. Aamir Bhai has married the third time and this means that he is the perfect PM material.
Now that you have read all those reasons, what do you think? What kind of future do you presume Pakistanis will have if Aamir Bhai assumed the iron throne of Pakistan?
We think it holds the same equivalence and possibility as it was held for Donald Trump when he announced his candidacy.
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