Shaheer Ahmed
This just in, a Pakistani local has claimed that he is going to replace Elon Musk as a prodigy by replacing him as the owner of Twitter. The local’s name is Swastika, and he is hell-bent on making the entire tech world bend on its knees before him.
Swastika is an ambitious college student pursuing an ambitious career as a mental asylum nurse. Holding a few prescriptions himself, he recently tweeted that he hated Twitter for banning his Twitter account. Swastika had also announced that he would be trying the tiktok’s famous challenge of ‘Let’s Not Take Meds for a Week’.
The results have been successful as Swastika says that he has never felt better. It is like a restriction has been taken out of his mind and all he believes in is now his grand plan to ascend to the highest ranks in the officials of this world. Swastika further believes that through careful planning and considerate scheming, he can easily take over Twitter.
His initial tweets were discarded by the platform. Due to this exact reason, he became livid and started throwing away his belongings until the million dollar idea clicked and Swastika decided to take matters into his own hands.
He has recently sold all his belongings and ended up purchasing a BTC (bitcoin) on the social media platforms. Through his ‘convincing’ connections, he has realized that he has purchased a stake in Twitter.
For now, Swastika has taken to social media.
“I will show them who is the boss,” says Swastika. He has further explained that by approaching the global court, if there exists such a thing like that.” He demands that he is given a position as one of the directors of Twitter.
Swastika has announced that his topmost rival now from that moment onwards is Elon Musk. He switched multiple people from that point onwards and decided to include three more rivals including Hillary Klinton, Donald Trump and for some reason, the homeless bum who lives across the street.
