Robin Hood Rat Steals From Riches To Feed The Rags

The writers made fool of us all when they masked the real Robin Hood. But people no need to feel sad for long as the real Robin has revealed itself. You’ll be shocked to know that Robin Hood is not a male …… no it’s not a female either, guys stop….. hate to spoil it for you but it’s not even a human.

Rat steals gold

When we were kids we just loved the stories of Robin Hood. A hero who stole from the rich people and disseminate the looting among the poor. Our love for Robin Hood remained unrequited until the news came out about the real Robin Hood. The stories portrayed a male lead as Robin Hood, but you’ll be saddened to know that our whole life was a life. Yes, we are all in this together. The writers made fool of us all when they masked the real Robin Hood. But people no need to feel sad for long as the real Robin has revealed itself. You’ll be shocked to know that Robin Hood is not a male …… no it’s not a female either, guys stop….. hate to spoil it for you but it’s not even a human. It’s a…………. rat. A real life rat not the one you saw in the movie Ratatouille. Seems like after years of planning, Robin Hood is back to teach the rich people a lesson (thank God we fall under third world states). The word has it Robin Hood rat is stealing from the riches to feed the rags.

Shockingly, the Robin Hood rat has awakened in India. The authorities were also stunned when they saw the evidence that pointed at the existence of this vigilante.

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Mumbai Police, discovered the stolen 5 lakh worth of gold from strange suspects. The story opened with the victim Sundari Planibel. A 45 year old women who was on her way to mortgage her 100-gram gold jewelry. Planibel on her way came across a woman who with her kids was asking for some alms. Planibel gave her the shopping bag in which she thought was bread to the woman. After the realization that she actually gave away the bag with gold in it, sought help from the police to recover her asset. Police after long hours of investigation, combing through all the CCTVs in the area finally caught the suspect.

The officers were thunderstruck when they saw that it was not the women on the street but a rat that stole the gold. The rat dragged the gold out from the bag that the women dumped in the garbage bin because the bread was dry. She might have overlooked the gold, her bad.

Nevertheless, the climax of this real life incident revealed that it was actually the Robin Hood rat that stole the gold and fed it to its poor friends. The gold was discovered from the gutter where many rats were enjoying the looting until they were caught red handed. According to one official “We saw some rats drag the plastic bag down a drain nearby. When we searched the drain, we found it. The rats had chewed on the bread but left the gold untouched.” Isn’t it obvious, you don’t eat or chew gold, at least the rats are smarter than some human beings.

Anyhow, the return of the history’s famous hero has left everyone in awe and hope. Let’s see when the Robin Hood will grace your city with its presence.

 

Written by Shaheer Ahmed

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