Shaheer Ahmed
Mona Lisa – Humans are truly some of the weirdest creatures on the planet Earth. Only recently, in an incredibly anti-climactic act that followed in the museum that holds Mona Lisa’s painting, a man did something to apparently help the climate.
Weird as the protests may sound, this douche was dressed in an elderly lady’s clothing since that has become a standard for escaping anything relevant to crime. Just say that you are an old lady and dress like it, and to add a cherry to the top, come in a wheelchair as this douche did. And voila! You are now forgiven for all your crimes. Right until you expose yourself and stand up from your wheelchair, as happened during the incident when Mona Lisa Painting was smeared with cream.
The man dressed in an old lady’s clothing came near the Mona Lisa’s painting that was protected with bulletproof glass to be protected against similar people. The faked limpness suddenly vanished the moment he came within the vicinity of the ancient Renaissance Era portrait of the 16th century, and then took out his ultimate weapon…a cake.
The man got up and with full force, smeared the cream of the cake across the glass casing that protected the painting. It was undoubtedly a publicity stunt as the place flooded with social media users taking pictures of the glass casing that had been violated. The man was quickly apprehended and sent to the police psychiatric unit.
Maybe this is just nuts to me💀but an man dressed as an old lady jumps out of a wheel chair and attempted to smash the bullet proof glass of the Mona Lisa. Then proceeds to smear cake on the glass, and throws roses everywhere all before being tackled by security. 😂??? pic.twitter.com/OFXdx9eWcM
— Lukeee🧃 (@lukeXC2002) May 29, 2022
While he was getting apprehended, he loudly shouted some vague phrases about climate change. He said in French, “Think of the Earth. People are destroying the Earth. Think about it. Artists tell you: Think of the Earth. That’s why I did it.”
It makes zero sense of how any of his actions related to climate change. However, he is not the first one to mount a protest that doesn’t make sense. Neither will he be the last one considering the insurmountable stupidity that the human race is capable of. Back when the McRib was removed from McDonald’s sandwiches, people turned cars and even burned fires all around the malls. There were also multiple instants in which people burned down 5G towers, saying that they caused the Covid-19 virus to spread around quickly.
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