Shaheer Ahmed
Note: This is a spoof article. Some facts have been made up.
Elon Musk is one of the most influential meme lords of Twitter. The American billionaire and now the new owner of Twitter has been known for his mean work rules and overworking his employees.
However, one of the employees has just revealed that is not the case at all. Elon Musk is very compassionate and caring for all the Tesla minions that people call employees. One of them has revealed that only the part of the email was shown in the screenshot roaming around the internet. The second part contained the actual information that Elon told his Tesla employees about how much he values them.
“You guys are my joys…and like Guru in Despicable Me had memorized his minions’ names, I also know each and every one of you, along with where you live, where you sleep, and what are your inner thoughts. I also know where your wife and children are and what the DNA deactivation code is for you in case if you don’t return my unbearable love for you. I love you so much that if you are not in Tesla around me 24/7, I lose my motivation for sipping my coffee. As you know, I want your presence to be within the office. Without your corporate slavery, it will not be possible for me to build a successful spaceship and return home.”
This is not the first time when Elon has expressed his love for his employees. One time, there were a few interns (yup interns are humiliated everywhere) waiting in line for the coffee machine. Elon showed up and expressed his love for the interns, and gently told them they would be fired if they didn’t spend the major portion of their paid lives glued to the work desk. Cameras were then installed to constantly monitor their performance.
