Surprising Career Options For Engineering

engineering spoof article: So you are here because you took the engineering degree. Chances are that either you were pushed into pursuing it because of well, pushy parents, or perhaps something addled your brain while you were out late at night getting high.

Career Options For Engineering

So you are here because you took the engineering degree. Chances are that either you were pushed into pursuing it because of well, pushy parents, or perhaps something addled your brain while you were out late at night getting high. Well, whatever is the case, one thing is certain. Your engineering degree is surely an asset, just not in the field of engineering. In fact, if you are able to utilize it, your engineering degree can prove to be a massive boost for your non-engineering career. Don’t believe it? Take some famous examples. For example, Mr. Beans is an electrical engineer and he has proved how useless this degree is for his career.

Given below are surprising career options for an engineer. Hopefully, after reading this article, you will stop others from pursuing engineering, or perhaps, you will find the light at the end of the dark engineering tunnel.

 

  1.     Comedian

Trust me mate, the moment you chose the career of engineering, your life became a joke. Don’t fret though. You will easily become an amazing comedian. Even if you don’t have any funny bone, constantly studying for engineering subjects and meeting terrible grades will bound to take its toll on your brain and will make you crazy. And guess what? Crazy people make the best comedians!

 

  1.     Singer

Maybe it was the fateful day when you realized that you were screwed in every possible way before the engineering finals. And then in moments of anguish, you let out a scream. And surprise oh surprise, your scream was insanely melodious. Well, congrats now. Since you can scream in a melodious voice, you can also sing because half the modern music is screaming in melodious and singing voices.

 

  1.     NATO Member

Engineering will take its toll on you and surprisingly, or not so surprisingly, you might find yourself joining the ranks of a military organization because when life puts you down, you take it out on others. NATO membership might be the only way for you.

 

  1.     Artist

Maybe it was the aim of mutilating your instructor’s figure in your mind that made you draw them horribly on your piece of paper. Maybe it was revenge drawing where you drew the F giving professor as a true devil. And you might have discovered your drawing talent. Time to be an artist now!

 

  1.     Content Creator

In the end, when there is nothing that comes across your mind, dude just give up and upload your videos of depression, over-eating, jumping, and crying along with taking a dump on YouTube. Or better yet, start roasting everyone else, and watch how your subscriber list grows on the video platform. Congratulations now, you are a content creator.

 

Written by Shaheer Ahmed

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