If you are a member of APSA (All Pakistan Single Association), then not having a girlfriend can be hard. Especially if you are a boy who is constantly rejected by everyone.
However, considering who is asking such a private question, your response may differ completely. If an auntie is asking so that she can talk about your marriage with your mother, than your response may differ from the situation when an attractive girl is asking.
However, fret not. This article is going to show you some of the wittiest responses to the dumb question. Some of these answers are going to confuse the ones who are asking such dumb questions. After all, being single is already miserable enough, why would you want to make yourself more miserable?
1. No, But I am Taking Applications
A great response if an attractive girl asks you. Possibly, this response won’t land you a single girl, and will probably even make someone laugh at you. However, why not try it and find out? After all, you can very easily sound like a smart guy… Sadly that’s all you can do.
2. I am a Busy Person
Another witty and misery hiding response is to assure yourself and the other people that being with a girlfriend is a waste of time, and you are a busy person. Sometimes, the trick will even work but be prepared to be bombarded with truth on your face.
3. No, Trash Gets Taken Out More Than Me
Assume if a married person is checking up on you just for the sake of messing around. Well, here is that person’s answer! Be sure to chew on your words as explicitly as possible. After all, you want that response to be impactful, don’t you?
4. I am Finding my One True Love
Let’s hope for your sake that you don’t believe in it. You can easily fool many fools through this statement. If you are trying to find your one true love, then the response is ought to either convince someone to stop asking, or confuse them even more.
5. Do I look like I have a Girlfriend?
The best way to make everyone laugh, and make yourself cry! Just point at your ugly mug and say it out loud. Everyone will chill out, and well you won’t be bothered with any more questions.
6. I have, and My Wife is Mad About It
The plot twist is that neither you have a wife, nor do you have a girlfriend. Both are the ultimate tragedies that will make every laugh, including you. Nice way to make fun of your single status, dude!
7. Yes But Only After I Close My Eyes
If that is actually true, then you are desperate, mate! Otherwise, it is another witty response that will earn you a good laughter, and somewhat a witty remark in return. But it is a good response.