Shaheer Ahmed
Note: This is a spoof and satire article. Nearly all the facts have been made up.
This just in, the New York courthouse has set an example by using a unique method to discipline the people during hearings. It was a new day, and Judge Judy was at her peak, as she usually is. The sassy and classy woman was handing out insults to a pathetic husband who was cheating on his wife with an 82-year-old woman. Then Judge Judy went on to insult a wife who was too insecure about her husband. 42-year-old Marry had spent an unhappy life with her no-good husband who seemed to be bringing her gifts, candies, and her favorite chocolate bars, along with buying her an expensive mansion and keeping her like a queen. Marry wanted her husband to be abusive, and her husband didn’t allow that. Marry got an obvious earful from Judge Judy for obvious reasons.
However, nothing was preparing the old Judge Judy for the next trial. Judge Judy was to give a ruling on two separate Johnny Depp fans who wanted to kidnap the Pirates of the Caribbean actor on the basis of not killing Amber Heard.
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The entire courthouse became heated when Judge Judy claimed that the defendants were completely cuckoos for even suggesting such a course of action. Half the people sided with the defendants, while half claimed they wanted to punish Amber Heard themselves. When the discussions became too heated, and for some reason, some douches from the metal band started playing death metal in the background, Judge Judy realized that the only way to discipline the people in the court was to give a strange ruling.
“Release the cockroaches. Discipline those damn attendees!”
The authorities closed the doors and released several thousand cockroaches in the courthouse. Within a matter of minutes, everyone was running around while butting into each other. The shrieking attracted the attention of local policemen who came too late when everyone had already torn their clothes apart in trying to get rid of the cockroaches. In other news, Judge Judy and several other authoritative figures have been arrested for releasing insects into the courthouse. Their next plan was to release tons of chickens to control the overbearing cockroach population.
