Shaheer Ahmed
Good news everyone. Just when you thought couldn’t get enough of that social media posts while sitting on the toilet, there is one more piece of interesting news for you to make your crapping period even better.
You must have listened to that lanky and nerdy Pete Davidson who is dating that thic Kim Kardashian. Not only has Pete given all the hopeless singles massive hope, but he has lowered the stakes for nearly everyone. Even those guys who couldn’t even fathom getting a girl are now dreaming Katrina Kaif in their slumber. Because why not!
However, Kanye West, the former husband and now recently turned single, hasn’t taken well to this recent transition in his relationship status. In fact, he is fuming over the fact that Kim Kardashian whose posters are on the walls of every need-to-get-a-life teen boy, is now dating a dude who broke the stereotypes and made us lanky dudes look cool.
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In response to this, Kanye has been acting like a real douche. It was apparent from the video that he made, in which he expressed his truest emotions. On the other hand, Chad isn’t pulling back on his mockeries either. Considering how amazingly well our society is about laughing it off, we have decided to completely take it as a joke. Because when men express emotions, lol they are such jokesters. What a healthy way to celebrate manhood.
What adds spice in this already chilly enough scandal is the fact that Jake Paul, the famous douche who will sell his own mom to stay in the public eye, has recently shocked everyone with a new tweet. What can become a serious problem is now getting laughed off as a joke and being made fun of by douches like Jake Paul. Jake Paul’s ridiculous tweet on Kanye Vs Pete Davidson shows how much of a retard this man actually is. He is willing to spend 60 million USD on this.
My official @MostVpromotions offer for @kanyewest & Pete Davidson
I have $30m guaranteed for Kanye
And $30m guaranteed for Pete
+ PPV upside
Money will be put in escrow before
6 round boxing match
Let’s settle this beef like men, before the children get any more impacted
— Jake Paul (@jakepaul) March 14, 2022
Because when there is a serious problem going on, you make a meme on it. Really makes us wonder about the everyday life that he lives through. In case you don’t know Jake Paul, consider yourself lucky. And please don’t search on Google. This yellow-haired douche is on the FBI’s scandal list for raising one controversy after the other, just so he can remain relevant. Because needing validation from a bunch of fans is all that someone should care about. That’s perfectly healthy behavior, isn’t it? At least for Jake Paul, it might be.
Everything from risky stunts, to featuring age-inappropriate content on YouTube, along with actively provoking sexual innuendos, this man is an absolute piece of trash. And his cockiness doesn’t end here. He even offered to arrange a fight between Putin and Elon Musk.
10,000 retweets and I’ll make Elon Musk Vs. Putin boxing match happen
Undercard:
Kanye West Vs. Pete DavidsonMe Vs. Mcgregor In MMA
— Jake Paul (@jakepaul) March 14, 2022
Now the dude’s brain is completely fried up, and he is willing to go toe to toe against McGregor. We hope that this tweet gets 10,000 retweets so that we can actually watch him fighting a boxing pro, and getting beaten like the piece of crap.
