Shaheer Ahmed
This just in, the global Beggar Association has decided to throw in some couple of extra bucks and digitalize the entire begging operation. New begging laws have been established and now, every beggar across all the possible states around the globe will carry a crypto wallet.
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Talking to the press on this astounding initiative, Mr Samwise Gamjee, the President of Beggar Association (yeah we made it up) has said that this step had been in contemplation for quite some time.
“Beggars are the building blocks of any nation, you see. On smaller level, you will see them around the streets in clothes which will stink like a dead skunk, and you will see them shamelessly mimicking either a dead man or an injured person. Some of these beggars remain to the street, staying true to their profession. Some of them rise up to the seats of ministers in cabinets, and carry out their operations in much sophisticated and professional manner,” said Mr Samwise Gamjee.
When asked about this initiative, Mr Samwise Gamjee said that everywhere, the beggars were met with excuses from the people. Some rejected giving them alms on the basis of having no physical cash at all. Based on recent crypto crashes, and inflating economy, it was high time to switch to digital accounts.
“Now, everywhere, our beggars will carry a crypto wallet as well as a card scanning machine. If anyone says that they only have card, our beggars will be able to collect alms. The switch from physical to digital assets has been very successful so far!” gloated Mr Samwise Gamjee.
When he was asked about why the beggars had started with crypto wallets, Mr Samwise Gamjee had a very ugly smile and after that, he said.
“Actually most of newly recruited beggars in our association are now crypto traders along with those who always claim to be ahead of crypto world. It was easy to switch because most of them already had amazing crypto wallets in their accounts.”
