Shaheer Ahmed
Note: This is a spoof article. All of the facts presented here have been made up.
The enigmatic leaders all around the globe have finally gathered to find solutions for climate change. The specific location that was chosen for holding the meeting of the ministers is the Wooden Minister Manor, recently constructed after several thousand acres of Amazon Rainforest. During the important press conference, all the ministers were seated in the meeting hall on mahogany chairs in front of the timber round table.
“Cutting of trees is a great evil and those people who do it are not on my trustworthy list,” says Mr. Brownhat who one of the ministers who attended the meeting.
During the meeting, important initiatives were discussed for making sure that every important point about fighting the climate change is discussed.
The start was marked with an important speech my Mr Brownhat, the American minister who danced to the tune of Lady Gaga’s songs while trying to give a proper speech.
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“I am…using…dance…to…fight…off…climate change…” he spoke while heavily panting.
Other than the initiatives of fighting off climate change through dance, several ministers also proposed cutting off further trees and increasing the number of wood industries. Climate change wouldn’t be able to harm forests if there would be no more forests.
The conference was concluded by the Indian minister who gave his ambitious plan of actively fighting climate change. Mr. Gupta had a globe in his hands which he flashed around in everyone’s face. He also flashed around his semi-naked pictures in order to find suitors. Both of his initiatives were met with vehement resistance.
“It is time that we teach climate change who is the boss!” Mr. Gupta shouted while showering the entire globe with water. He then later poured all the water on himself too, revealing more of the skin and a very large paunch underneath his suit and tie.
Unfortunately, due to unknown circumstances, the meeting had to be cut shortly.
